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Friday, September 28, 2007

Road-side Romeos




Bill walks on the street and suddenly he hears someone calling "Bill! Bill!". He immediately turned to his left and saw all his buddies across the road. He crosses the road and shakes hands with Richie, Tom, John and Mark.
Tom pulls Bill's leg "Bill! busy stalking that lady, uhn? you didn't even hear us calling you. We were like yelling so loud that even Bill Clinton would have heard us."
Immediately after this the whole gang goes in a laughter roll and they give each other a high five.
Immedialy John comes to Bill's rescue, "Dude look who is talking. This bugger agaped at a woman for 20 mins only to find that it was none other than his wife."
Again there was huge roar of laughter and high fives being exchanged between the buddies. They made so much noise that everyone on the street turned to look what was happening.
"Shshhshhshh" said Mark. "Guys watch out the hot chick passing by in the black porche."
Immediately as if some one said eyes right, all the heads turned right at the same time just like the marching soldiers.
Once the car went out of sight Bill conks Richie and tells him "She's gone and so, stop seeing her and also don't forget to close your mouth you hottie old man!"
Richie blushes and turns his head.
Suddenly John says "Guys tomorrow there is a Sox Vs Cubs game at the Wrigley field, How about going for that?"
Mark says excited "Wow! great idea, lets go guys"
Immediately there are 3 echos saying "OK".
After talking for some time each one disperses towards their house.
Next day morning Tom and Richie assemble at Bill's place and wait for Mark and John to join them. They wait for long and finally after about an hour, Mark turns up.
Everyone pounces on him and asks him "Why are you so late? And where is John? At this rate we will enter Wrigley field while everyone walks out of there."
Mark replies "John won the race guys."
In chorus every exclaims "What??? When? What happened."
"It happened today early morning, while he was sleeping. He had a peaceful exit, just the way he wanted to have." said Mark.
"Well, He lived happily for all his 82 years. May his soul rest in peace. Guys this just reminds us that its not too long for us to meet our end." saying this Tom goes inside his house others follow him behind.

Varta...

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