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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

KK's day out

One dull sober cloudy day (for a change from the usual bright sunny day) KK leaves from his house in hurry to to be on time for an important meeting with his client. His mom shouts from the kitchen telling him to have his breakfast before he leaves. But he shouts back saying "I am already late and on top of that you want me to have breakfast, vada, pasayam and all?" and leaves the house as he talks.
When he steps out of his house his father, who was sitting outside tells him to post a mail before he goes to office. Again he shouts back saying not today. He then takes his bike on to the road and tries to start but his bike does not co-operate with him. So he bends down to see what could be the trouble. Meanwhile a Santro that was passing by sloshed muddy water from the near by puddle on the road. KK's father and mother who were watching the whole scene unfold smirked hiding their face behind news paper and door respectively.
KK irritated rushes into the house and does a quick change and goes towards his bike to give another try. But the bike still follows murphy's law and refrains from starting.
Giving up with his bike KK heads towards the near by auto stand in the corner of his street. But to his luck there not even a single auto in the auto stand. He then calls one of his friend and asks him if he can give him a ride till his office. His friend tells him to wait at the bus stop so that he can pick from there. So KK starts to wait for his friend.
[Brute's contribution]
It was eight in the morning, KK was waiting for his friend. He was waiting for more than 30 mins and no sign of his friend, not even a call from him nor an SMS. In the meanwhile KK starts feeling hungry and so he walks to Idli banddi which was on the other side of the road.
[Golmaalgopal's contribution]
KK munches some idlies and suddenly tting!!! a brain-wave as usual(vaai summa irukkuma)and asks the idly fellow..."anne...ungaloda vandiyum 4 wheeler dhaan....neenga dhaan idha otittu porenga....pudhusa potta rule padi seat belt enga anne?" (translation: Brother..isnt your cart too a four wheeler? you are only driving this cart, as per the new rule where is the seat belt?)
Hearing that idly fello(ofcourse unaware of our thala's genius)gets enraged and starts to throw idlies at him...KK does some amazing matrix stunt and misses every idly that was thrown at him... But everyone was wondering where the idlies were disappearing, suddenly...G3 enters the screen (camera from low angle)...G3 catches all those idlies and asks the idly fellow 4 sambar n chutney, lifting him off the ground with just one hand. And in this gap our heeeerroo escapes to find his friend...and runs off without paying for the idlies that he downed.
Finally when KK reaches his office he finds that the meeting was almost over. Just when he was about to turn and go back to his cubicle his boss (not Sivaji) calls him and fires left, right and center and suspends him from office for a week.
[Sat's contribution]
Sad about the events that happened that day, KK walks back home sad with his face facing the earth like a sunflower which has not seen the sun for more than 2 months...KK suddenly bumps into something and falls down. When he looks up he finds G3. G3 catches him by his collar and picks him up and puts him on his foot. KK suddenly realizes that he'd better not mess with blogsville big shots hereafter...and immediately apologizes to G3... :P
In order to make his rotten day a little brighter he heads to his favorite sports bar. As soon as he enters he writes down some of his favorite numbers and gives it to DJ to play them. Correctly when the DJ starts to play his favorite numbers, his mobile rings "cloud #9 cloud #9" (Bryan Adam song)
He then pulls out his mobile and picks the call and says "Hey sweetie how are you?"
The voice on the other side yells "Where are you without going to office??"
Scared to tell about his suspension he lies "I got a comp off for a weekend that I worked, so I am at Ram's (how can a story be without a character named as Ram) house."
"Ha! you want me to believe that story. Let me check with Ram. Call him!"
"He is not here sweetie, he has gone to a near by store"
"Ok, then I will call his Mobile and check and cuts the call abruptly."
KK some how manages to call Ram before her and tells him to just continue with the lie and asks him to save him from her.
But Ram thinks himself to be Dil Chata hai Aamir Khan and tells her the whole story how and why he got suspended and which sports bar he is in currently along with the sports bar's latitude and longitude.
KK gets a call again so he picks it up and with confidence asks "Now atleast do you believe me?"
"Get lost!!, don't ever come in front of me again"
KK not knowing what to do, starts repeating "I am good boy (!!!!!)...I am a good boy!...please please believe me...I am a good boy!!!!" But the other side on the phone hangs up.
He just puts down his drink, pays the bill and heads straight to his house. She opens the door and he tries to convince her with all kind of answers but not heeding to him she slams the door on his face.
KK very depressed walks aimlessly on the road not knowing where he was going. Just then he sees a place that many people don't dare going there. He then climbs 140ft thinking about the whole day. Depressed by all the things that happened that day he thinks jumping down from there is the only way he can find happiness and so without any hesitation he jumps.

Suddenly he realizes that his wife, K was waking him up with a sweet smile on her face and a cup of hot coffee which was filling the whole room with it aroma in her hand. (Thinking about this only makes me so happy) Only then he realized that he was so disturbed about his meeting that day that he has had a bad dream about it. He then starts up his day happily with a broad smile thanking god that all that was not real.

Story: Jeevan Screenplay: Brute/GolMaalGopal/Sat/KK

P.S - This story is a compilation of the scenes that some of the bloggers contributed in the comment section in one of my previous posts.
P.S.S- Text in italics are the author's thoughts.
P.S.S.S - Stunt shown in the video is done by trained professionals like KK, do not try it at home.
P.S.S.S.S - Hope Ms.K sees this and wakes me with a bed coffee everyday.
P.S.S.S.S.S -I will be away from blogging for another one month to grow fatter from single to double.

Ha Ha Ha!! exceeded Sat's number of P.Ss :D

Varta...

92 Comments:

  • At June 27, 2007 11:30 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    Aasirvaadhangal :D

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:45 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //KK's day out //

    Baby's day out team makkal ungala kola veriyoda theditirukkaangalaam.. indha title-a paathuttu :P

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:47 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //"I am already late and on top of that you want me have breakfast, vada, pasayam and all"//

    Kazhudhaikku theriyuma karpoora vaasanai.. (Naan pazhamozhiya sonnen KK :P)... Aunty... KK pona pogatum naan varen unga veetukku adhellam saapida :-))

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:48 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //Again he shouts back //
    Enakku vera edho nyaabagam varudhu.. descency karudhi adhai ingae sollaamal pogiren :-)

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:48 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //Meanwhile a Santro that was passing by sprayed the sloshed muddy water from the near by puddle on the road//

    ROTFL :-)) Indha kankolla kaatchiya ennaala nerla paaka mudiyuma? once more senju kaatuveengala??

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:49 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //But the bike still follows murphy's law and refrains from starting.//

    Ippo dhaan puriyudhu en vandiya en ambutttu kora soldreengannu. Ellar vandiyaiyum unga vandiya maadiriyae nenachiteengalakkum :P

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:51 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //KK starts feeling hungry and so he walks to Idli banddi //

    Idha thaan enga oorla kozhuppunnu solluvaanga.. veetla virundhu saapadu potta venaamnuttu roadla idly vaangi saapiduvaaraam.

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:53 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //pudhusa potta rule padi seat belt enga anne?"//

    Andha beltu mattum avar kitta irundhirundha adhaalayae ungala pinni pedal eduthiruppar.

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:54 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    yello.. indha postu ungala otti thaanae.. idhulayum G3-ya vambukkizhukanuma :-(( Varen.. Ellathukkum sethu vechi july 9th annikku veikkaren ungaluku periiiiiiiiiya aapu :P

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:55 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    This comment has been removed by the author.

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:57 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //"Ok, then I will call his Mobile and check and cuts the call abruptly."//

    Ammani eppavum idhae thelivoda irundhutaanganna engalukku vela romba kammi :D

     
  • At June 27, 2007 11:58 PM, Blogger G3 said…

    //But Ram thinks himself to be Dil Chata hai Aamir Khan //

    Pinna, unga friendu ungala maadiri thaanae irupparu :P

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:00 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    //she slams the door on his face.//

    Ingu pala unmaigal naduvula maraikka patta maadiri theriyudhey :((

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:02 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    Kalyaanathukku munnadiyae ippadi thalakeezha thonga aarambichaacha.. super :D

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:02 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    //Thinking about this only makes me so happy//

    Hmm.. bayangara karpanaila irukeenga pola :D

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:03 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    //Stunt shown in the video is done by trained professionals like KK, do not try it at home.
    //

    Idhellam ungalukkae konjam overa illa :P

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:05 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    //Hope Ms.K sees this and wakes me with a bed coffee everyday.//

    @Ms.K ,

    Indha pakkam vandheenganna konjam avaroda pazhaya archives ellam nondi paarunga.. ungalukku romba usefulla irukkum. Romba time illana atleast valentines day spl post mattumaavadhu padichittu ponga :-))

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:07 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    //I will be away from blogging for another one month to grow fatter from single to double.//

    Advance vaazhthukkal.. KK uncle Koodiya seekirmae thirumbi vandhu ambi maadiriyae poori kattai pradhabangal labella neraya post podanumnu request pottukarom ;-)

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:07 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    //Ha Ha Ha!! exceeded Sat's number of P.Ss :D//

    Idhula mattum dhaan ungalaala enga Sat'a jeyikka mudiyum :P

     
  • At June 28, 2007 12:23 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    //like a sunflower which has not seen the sun for more than 2 months//

    Kanakkula oru maasam korayudey??

     
  • At June 28, 2007 4:28 AM, Blogger Padmapriya said…

    vaazhthukkal KK

     
  • At June 28, 2007 6:09 AM, Blogger Ramya Shankar said…

    G3 oda comments, unga post oda perusa iruku !
    PS ellam shlightaa five much !
    All the beshtu !

     
  • At June 28, 2007 6:10 AM, Blogger Ramya Shankar said…

    And yes //I'm a good boy, I'm gooooood boy"//

    Neenga sonna naanga nambidanuma ? Asku Busku !

     
  • At June 28, 2007 6:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    K with anothe k will definitely get a bed coffee. Kandipa appo futurela oru pic' podanum!!!

    Lets your dreams shine always:)) Enga unga left hand S a kanom romba nala??

     
  • At June 28, 2007 6:23 AM, Blogger gils said…

    ada apracnetigala...techincala naan 4th...aana 24 comments..g3..mokka podra marri katta poatu aadirukenga :D anway..saga..bagyarajuku aduthabadi..ipdi oru screenplay ungalala thaan tharamudiyum.. piniteenga :D kannalthuku geared upa :D ticket bookeda? thaali katra samayathula thalaivar mari parachutela vanthu mandapathula land aagama oru one minute munadi vanthirunga :D

     
  • At June 28, 2007 6:25 AM, Blogger gils said…

    //Indha pakkam vandheenganna konjam avaroda pazhaya archives ellam nondi paarunga.. ungalukku romba usefulla irukkum. Romba time illana atleast valentines day spl post mattumaavadhu padichittu ponga :-))
    /

    ungaluku villain ila villi vera engaiyum ila..ingaye irukanga..edukum ushaara irunga :D

    ////Meanwhile a Santro that was passing by sprayed the sloshed muddy water from the near by puddle on the road//

    ROTFL :-)) Indha kankolla kaatchiya ennaala nerla paaka mudiyuma? once more senju kaatuveengala??

    //

    nalla vela..otinathu sat ila :D :D...!!

     
  • At June 28, 2007 7:31 AM, Blogger Arunkumar said…

    Saga, ingayum dream story-aa? :)
    enna oru othumai :)

    Kongratulations SAGA.. nalla fattagunga :)

     
  • At June 28, 2007 7:33 AM, Blogger Arunkumar said…

    post sema ROTFL.. andha santro-la ponadhu Sat thaane?

     
  • At June 28, 2007 7:36 AM, Blogger Arunkumar said…

    //
    "anne...ungaloda vandiyum 4 wheeler dhaan....neenga dhaan idha otittu porenga....pudhusa potta rule padi seat belt enga anne?"
    //

    eppidi govalu eppidi?
    indha maathiri yosikka unga kitta thani moola irukka :)

     
  • At June 28, 2007 7:38 AM, Blogger Arunkumar said…

    //
    Ha Ha Ha!! exceeded Sat's number of P.Ss :D
    //
    periya vishayam thaan saga..

    //
    P.S.S.S.S - Hope Ms.K sees this and wakes me with a bed coffee everyday.
    //
    Ms.K padichaangala? unga aasai niraivera marubadiyum vaazthukkal :0

     
  • At June 28, 2007 10:56 AM, Blogger golmaalgopal said…

    adra adra....kalakkareenga KK....

    //
    P.S.S.S.S - Hope Ms.K sees this and wakes me with a bed coffee everyday.
    //

    P.S.S.S.S.S - Idhellaam konjam over'ah dhaan irukku.

    //Varen.. Ellathukkum sethu vechi july 9th annikku veikkaren ungaluku periiiiiiiiiya aapu :P //

    g3 mirattalah paatha neenga dhaan bed coffee'oda Ms.K 'ya ezhuppanam :))

     
  • At June 28, 2007 10:57 AM, Blogger golmaalgopal said…

    //I will be away from blogging for another one month to grow fatter from single to double.//

    congrats bro... :)

     
  • At June 28, 2007 10:58 AM, Blogger golmaalgopal said…

    @arun

    //eppidi govalu eppidi?
    indha maathiri yosikka unga kitta thani moola irukka :) //

    thani moolai'laam illa....thanni moolai dhaan ;)

     
  • At June 28, 2007 10:16 PM, Blogger Kavi said…

    Thats was cool..!

    Any idea as to what is with Jeevan..he hasnt been around for sometime

     
  • At June 28, 2007 11:01 PM, Blogger Marutham said…

    //KK munches some idlies and suddenly tting!!! a brain-wave as usual(vaai summa irukkuma)and asks the idly fellow..."anne...ungaloda vandiyum 4 wheeler dhaan....neenga dhaan idha otittu porenga....pudhusa potta rule padi seat belt enga anne?"//

    ROTFL!!

    ADUTHADHU ENANU THERIYUMEEE..
    dharma adi dhaney//

     
  • At June 28, 2007 11:35 PM, Blogger Marutham said…

    cha...idly adi'aaaaaa


    Ada namma G3..
    ena indha kalaku kalkraanga ;)
    i am reminded of .." MIrattal adi :P "

     
  • At June 28, 2007 11:41 PM, Blogger Marutham said…

    ROTFL...
    enna oru karpanai..
    Super post- very funny..
    enjoyed it TOTALLY :P

    ps:You are tagged...Check my blog to know t tag.

     
  • At June 28, 2007 11:42 PM, Blogger Marutham said…

    38 :P

     
  • At June 28, 2007 11:56 PM, Blogger Marutham said…

    39 :D

     
  • At June 29, 2007 2:04 AM, Blogger chitra said…

    the entire story had me confusing just like a Tamil movie. I thought i will go thru the comments if i could comprehend , well it didnt work. so the comments are basically my own and influenced only by reading your post and none of the comments:

    "P.S.S.S.S.S -I will be away from blogging for another one month to grow fatter from single to double."
    I took it as you are getting married. Best wishes.

    Will surely miss you in hte coming month.

     
  • At June 29, 2007 7:11 AM, Blogger Wyvern said…

    KK...bed coffee'lam chance kidaiyathu....neenga than Ms.k ku bed cofee podanum.

    nanga ellam dinam kalaiyela fourbucks'ku poi cofee kudikirom...ungaluku bed cofee ketkutho

    edu oru kanni payanoda sabam....kandipa nadakum

    P.S...as you requested new post will be coming in next 5 hrs....with some good news...oops...forgot to congrajulate you...best wishes KK

     
  • At June 29, 2007 8:25 AM, Blogger Swamy Srinivasan aka Kittu Mama said…

    @kk
    kalakkals story. screenplay migjing ellam soober. nadoola g3 oda matrix stuntum soober. inimae g3 paera sonna adhirudhulla :-)

     
  • At June 29, 2007 8:40 PM, Blogger brute said…

    hey tht was cool summation for a cool story... :D

     
  • At June 30, 2007 5:48 AM, Blogger Dreamzz said…

    Once again! WIsh you a blissfull & happy married life!

     
  • At June 30, 2007 5:48 AM, Blogger Dreamzz said…

    45!

     
  • At June 30, 2007 6:29 AM, Blogger Harish said…

    THALAIVAA....
    Congrats on getting Life Imprisonment into Ms K's heart.
    May U stay in the jail for long and live happily ever after :-)
    P.S: Vandaduku apurama contact panna marakaadeenga BOSS....

     
  • At June 30, 2007 7:19 AM, Blogger Krithika said…

    hello!! how're u?? n Congratulationssss!!!!
    hahaha nice post..everyday is an adventure.very true n so good luck wit all of tat.scrapped you on orkut

     
  • At July 01, 2007 9:44 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    THALA! Kangaroo-julations!!!

    Enakku evvvvvalo sandhoshama irukkunu theriyuma! Once more wishing u a very happy married life! :)

     
  • At July 01, 2007 9:53 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Ungalukkaaga oru sichuashan joke:

    2 ways to commit suicide:

    1. Quick Death: Take big rope, tie it around your neck and hang for few seconds.

    2. Slow Death: Take a small rope, tie on a Girl's neck & marry her.

    Hope you enjoyed this "joke". :)

     
  • At July 01, 2007 9:54 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    50!!!!

     
  • At July 01, 2007 9:54 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmaatikinaaru! KK mmmmaatikinaaru! :))

     
  • At July 01, 2007 9:56 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    SEri kk naan appeat. Appalika repeat! :)

     
  • At July 01, 2007 9:57 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    This comment has been removed by the author.

     
  • At July 01, 2007 8:24 PM, Blogger Keshi said…

    lol KK as usual ur so sweet.

    Where r ya going for such a long time? Ok then I'll stop blogging too.

    Keshi.

     
  • At July 02, 2007 8:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hope you are doin fine! Nice to see some KK's action,great deal more fun when visualized. I 'm having my coffee, nice to be greeted with a hilarious treat in the morning after a long break...:) KK, If it were Dosa instead of Idli's thrown,it would have been much more fun..he hee Have a Nice day!

     
  • At July 03, 2007 12:38 AM, Blogger Sat said…

    hey
    you've spun a nice lil tale out of all that irrelevant stuff that had everything but continuity :D
    looks like your day was designed by a PA from hell...
    //and runs off without paying for the idlies that he downed.//
    That's expected :P

    hey...this P.S thing is patented! :P

     
  • At July 03, 2007 12:39 AM, Blogger Sat said…

    //Meanwhile a Santro that was passing by sprayed the sloshed muddy water from the near by puddle on the road//
    No points for guessing who was driving it...lol!
    Sat...u got one helluva aim!...give yourself a big hand

     
  • At July 03, 2007 12:41 AM, Blogger Sat said…

    Gils;
    //nalla vela..otinathu sat ila :D :D...!! //
    wraang guess!

     
  • At July 03, 2007 6:13 AM, Blogger Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said…

    Hahaha ... Ms K paninangala? ;) Bytheway antha PS ellam vechey oru post podalam neenga :P Avlo matter iruku!

     
  • At July 05, 2007 5:47 AM, Blogger A said…

    "Thinking about this only makes me so happy"- I found this line very endearing :)

     
  • At July 06, 2007 1:15 AM, Blogger Rebelzz said…

    ada! congrats :D
    and post was funny! adhuvum four wheeler dhan veri!

     
  • At July 08, 2007 12:31 AM, Blogger Janani said…

    The post is coooool.....

    Amam Ms. K kittte post kamicheengala??? Kamicha kandipa coffee kond vandhu kuduka poranga.

    Enna kavala ungaluku....

     
  • At July 08, 2007 12:49 AM, Blogger Janani said…

    Hey.... Unga kalyanathuku Congrats ....

    Best Wishes for a happy and prosperous wedded life

     
  • At July 10, 2007 1:09 AM, Blogger Rebelzz said…

    This msg is for s0ul, in case she sees it! How come your blog is only for invited readers? And why am i not invited Hmph! *angry*

     
  • At July 11, 2007 3:08 AM, Blogger Jeevan said…

    Very nice narration buddy!!
    Have a great time, come back soon:)

     
  • At July 15, 2007 12:57 AM, Blogger Venkatesh said…

    thala.. congrats congrats.. KK ineme KKK.. :-)

     
  • At July 16, 2007 6:54 AM, Blogger reborn said…

    KK is still having day out ??? no time to update ?

     
  • At July 20, 2007 12:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At July 20, 2007 6:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I love u Syam

     
  • At July 20, 2007 6:47 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I love u Syam

    McvRajeswariSyam.Syam

     
  • At July 22, 2007 5:18 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    thala.. thala... enga neenga? :(

     
  • At July 30, 2007 5:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thambi..Nanna irukiya?? enna blogs pakkam aalave kaanom??

     
  • At August 12, 2007 3:58 PM, Blogger Vidya said…

    Are you back?

    Vidya

     
  • At August 14, 2007 10:14 PM, Blogger Keshi said…

    Happy Independence Day KK!

    Where r ya? I miss ya!

    Keshi.

     
  • At August 15, 2007 7:35 PM, Blogger Keshi said…

    KK CONGRATTTTTTS!!

    Plz read my reply to u in my blog. tnxxx!

    Keshi.

     
  • At August 19, 2007 2:02 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    thala blog updated.

     
  • At August 20, 2007 12:45 AM, Blogger Rebelzz said…

    Hello,

    Double aanathukku aparam update a kaanum????

     
  • At August 22, 2007 12:27 AM, Blogger Keshi said…

    so KK how abt a wedding pics post? we deserve atleast that dun we? :)

    Keshi.

     
  • At August 24, 2007 5:58 AM, Blogger Vidya said…

    Update pannu pa blog a! :D Doubles post please!

    Vidya

     
  • At August 26, 2007 10:37 AM, Blogger G3 said…

    Hello.. indha blogla romba ottadaiya irukku.. seekiram vandhu clean panni posta podungappu :)

     
  • At September 10, 2007 6:47 PM, Blogger Vidya said…

    Helllllllllllooo.... Oru kutti post please!

     
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    Thanks to author.

     
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    Nice Article.

     
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    Thanks to author.

     
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